why trim the Xmas tree when you can bling your trim

[right this way to the Bermuda triangle]
deck the malls with vajazzle stores

This is latest craze from the Daily Mail and Essex, a match made
in trailer-park heaven.

Women now want to dress up their landing strip, perhaps
with some lights for incoming traffic.

[soft landing ahead]

If they use precious stones, then they could become part of a split
of assets at breakup time. I'd like to see a bailiff try.