[pictured here, post boob job]Quite recently, the winner of the 2009 Miss California (US) pageant, Carrie Prejean, has been in the superficial news reports due to her hypocrisy.
point 1
She's stated that she's a Christian and that she thinks gay marriage, a political issue in Cali, is morally wrong.
point 2
Before becoming an object of immoral male lust as a pageant contestant Miss Cali was an object of Biblical-style immoral male lust because of having posed in an underwear calendar, and elsewhere, showing off her fit, apple-shaped lightly tanned but....where was I going with this?
point 1
She's stated that she's a Christian and that she thinks gay marriage, a political issue in Cali, is morally wrong.
point 2
Before becoming an object of immoral male lust as a pageant contestant Miss Cali was an object of Biblical-style immoral male lust because of having posed in an underwear calendar, and elsewhere, showing off her fit, apple-shaped lightly tanned but....where was I going with this?
Anyway, she's a moral Christian parading
in her underpants
wagging her hiney and mammaries like a simian.
Though, I must say her breast enlargement [another sin-vanity] is top-notch. The 'before' pics, not so good:
above: from tmz.com[pre-boob job]
I don't know if said immoral young woman, or "tamayta" as they're called out on the Prairies, is a Creationist also, but something tells me that:
Christian+US+hateful talk+moralising+hypocrisy
= one twisted Creationist
So, in her honour, and to encapsulate the themes of this day, I have here the song of a band of proto-punks, who typically dress as women, singing about creationists behaving like monkeys:
I give you: THE NEW YORK DOLLS
Above: from Rolling Stone magazineIT'S Dance Like a Monkey by the New York Dolls
the video:
THE SONG:
Songwriters: Johansen, David; Mizrahi, Sylvain; Delaney, Brian D.; Takamaki, Sami Lauri; Conte, Steven J.; Koonin, Brian;
wooooooo wooooooo
You're designed so intelligent.
Ain't no way that was an accident.
C'mon shake your monkey hips
My pretty little creationist
Oh yeah!
Ain't gonna anthropomorphise you
Or perversely polymorphisise you
- yeah Little girl you look so sweet
You gotta dance like a monkey,
dance like a monkey, child
You just started ten thousand years ago
Presto Adam and Eve and go man go
Abel died, Cain took his life
And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife - wow!
Non-believers blame it all on apes
It's monkey time - I want to see you shake
Evolution is obsolete
You gotta dance like a monkey,
dance like a monkey, child
Stomp your hands and clap your feet
You gotta dance like a monkey,
dance like a monkey, child
Oh one more time yo! It's monkey time!!
[guitar noodling solo]
C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?
Be my natural selection, dance dance dance
Exorcise your demons with that monkey grin'
Cause we're gonna inherit the wind
Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court
That's such a ignorant indoor sport
Wave your arms and legs in the air
Rock it like a monkey like ya just don't care
Evolution is so obsolete
Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet - come on!
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-Cos67 8^P
