Byline: young British chap pisses on war memorial, gets arrested and is given community service order. He's REEEALLY sorry.This event, though really crass, has saved this young fellow many times over.
Firstly, they've shown up a gap between the youth (who see war as an inevitable continuum of spilt blood) and old war-vets (who believe that dead soldiers protected us from danger) on the importance of war memorials. They're everywhere. The Europeans have fought so many stupid wars that perfectly good parkland and parking lots have been filled with ugly cement plinths.
Where's a guy supposed to have a slash in public?
You can't even swing a liquor bottle without hitting a gargoyled depiction of a victim of history.
[pic- ancient wars]
[pic- Vietnamese wars]
[pic- some statues make you feel like going wee-wee]
You can't even swing a liquor bottle without hitting a gargoyled depiction of a victim of history.
[pic- ancient wars]
[pic- Vietnamese wars]
[pic- some statues make you feel like going wee-wee]
[pic- some statues even fight back]Perhaps it's inevitable. Young man sees 'Leaking Lad' his whole life, and on one drunken evening, he acts out on his desire to have himself be immortalised, pissing.
The event probably scared the guy off of doing anything outrageous, or even getting piss-drunk in public ever again. To your health, dude!
I think his pink underwear has outed the young man. I don't know which part of this story is going to freak his parents more. Now he doesn't have to go through the uncomfortable conversation where his parents have to stifle their disappointment, and he can make a clean break.
Lastly, a proctologist from the BMA has said that his weak urine stream is indicative of prostate trouble. He could be elligible for corrective surgery. He could then continue to piss happily for decades to come.
See? Sometimes the Lord works in mysterious ways.
-Cos67 ~(%^D>
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