Consort of the year talent contest

Prince Polyp of Greece and England was judged as consort of the year after

a karaoke contest

a piggy-back contest

and a boot-licking contest
a bodyguard contest
taking the bullet contest

Other competitors:

Kate Middleton (give her time)
Michelle Obama

Lib Dem Russian spy Katia Zatuliveter
[I know it's the wrong Russian spy, but she's so right for the job]

Katey the-Killer-Tamayta Price's latest husband/victim

Ben Bernanke (consort to Jamie Dimon)
and a close second,
Nick Clegg
[from mycatbirdseat.com]

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The Oldie of the Year Awards 2011


The Oldie of the Year Awards 2011 were held on Thursday 10th February at Simpson's-in-the-Strand. Sir Terry Wogan presented the awards, chosen by our panel of judges, Dame Joan Bakewell, Emma Soames, Valerie Grove, Jane Thynne, Richard Ingrams and Sir Terry Wogan.

And the winners are...

Barry Humphries - The 2011 Oldie of the Year
Annabel Hayter - Campaigner of the Year
Julia Somerville - Autocutie of the Year
Jean Marsh - The Swan Hellenic Award for Old Maid of the Year
Jon Snow - Poppy Denier of the Year
June Spencer - Matri-Archer of the Year

In absentia but accepted:
Prince Philip - Consort of the Year
Ann Widdecombe - Hoofer of the Year