the dawn of Planet of the Apes is upon us. This time, I'm serious

They can fire an AK47 now.

observe:




that's no actor.

I suppose the little fella was watching how the men where handling
the gun and "monkey see...well, you know"

If it's a fake, I demand these guys get an Oscar, and the chimp, too.
The world's First Simian Oscar.

Here's another story which shows that chimps are more human than
we like to think. If you think they'll f%&^k about as your pet,
while you fail to provide them with conjugal visits from a
chimp concubine, then you'll probably get your face ripped off.




this is what they'll do to all of us, if we keep locking them up and
then expecting them to kissy-face. Then, they'll take over.