Speaks with Forked Fingers, as the Indians call her

Baroness Two-fingers
"Baroness Trumpington sticks two fingers up at colleague after age insult"

The House of Lords is the place for doddering old farts to collect a nice pension
and faff about, talking about nothing. They all of a sudden woke up this week.
and started insulting one another and flipping the bird.

Who needs the X-factor?