the gates of hell open at jubilee celebration

At the temple of Gozer, did Beelzebub a hat rack

erect!

Take me to your leader.

Who is the gatekeeper of Skull & Bones?

"I worship the Devil...and the Queen" -Telegraph

"I am a royal, of the people married to a commoner- horns of a dilemma"

-Sun

I suppose Zara Philips was trying to keep
prying eyes off the broken nose of her husband,
the retired rugby star.

It worked.