Geography of Cambridge: mostly flat

In studying the geography of Britain, it's important to
also analyse the body of a person
who was given the name of a geographical area.
In fact, she was given that name as a symbol of
the fact that she is directly ruling that place.

As with Cambridge, the topography
 is mostly flat with intermittent small mounds.

The Duchess of Cambridge, who, as a mortal was
known as Kate sth Middleton, is now inextricably
linked to Cambridge. That is until her and hubby
get to be the lords of Wales. Has anybody asked
the Welsh?

I think it's special that this generation of the royle family
has been even more embarrassing than Charles III (Tamp)
and Diana, the Queen of Minx. BTW, her illegitimate son...

Harry is a party dick. Kate is topless. That's value for money.
That's more than bread and circuses. It's the modern
version: tits and ass.

The royles don't work for their income.
Therefore, they're welfare mooches. But this welfare
is gold-plated.  And so, they could be mistaken for
greedy, lazy entitlement monkeys.

So, I had to laugh when the official spokes-idiot on the
BBC mouthed the angst of the Cambridges, saying
"The Closer magazine must have been motivated by greed."
As always, takes one to know one.

Amnesty Inc holds Pussy Riot party at Gitmo

Inmate Johammed Yohammed says
"what is this poosy? I want my day in court"

details at 11

cross polination between sex museums

Dateline 2008, Moscow Biology Museum:

A sex act, or series thereof, as performance art and political
protest, by Voina, the protest group which spawned the
Pussy Riot.

Dateline 2012, Ottawa Museum of Science and Technology

Display on human sexuality, including advice on how
to masturbate, with photographic assistance.

Are they related?

Well, while sex is eminently watchable, especially if it
is practiced by fine female examples of the species,
it is not if practiced by the bushpigs of Voina.

[Voina. look away!]

While sex can be honestly presented as a realistic
biological display, in a Biology Museum,
wanking could in no way be considered to be
 a science, no more than could Economics.

The proof:
Sorry, I don't seem to have it ...to hand.
AAaAhahahahaAHhHAahahaha   ahha Hhaaaahhha ahAHahh
ha

from the Moscow bureau:
http://posturenbluster.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/hey-by-bab-by-hows-by-your-puss-by.html
and from its cold-war enemy, Ottawa:
http://posturenbluster.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/slow-day-at-museum-pull-out-your-dick.html

Para-olympian found to be juiced

The winner of the 100 meter dash in London's para-olympics
was disqualified because his sled was found to be
electrified, or 'juiced' as they say in the underworld
of sports cheating.


There were a few hints of the intent to defraud.
Firstly, the right armrest had a gear shift.

[the Bolt]
Secondly, after races, it appeared to have a stereo
playing a Queen song and the words:
"thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me"

Thirdly, the model is called the Bolt and so everyone
thought that it was a play on, or a rights-
borrowing, from Jamaica's greatest son
Usain Bolt. It turns out that the chair is more
akin to a bolt of lightning, i.e. electricity.

disgraced, the athlete was soon found hitting the
bottle and making a nuisance of himself, with his
get-away vehicle:


[Jousting, at dawn]


[call out your floor]


[DIY destructo]

Cos67 might be a prophet, part 2

BBC copies my Elizabethans idea. of course they use corrupt
politicians a little too much for my liking, especially this guy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01mc0zy/The_New_Elizabethans_Tony_Blair/

I may have to take 'em to the copyright adjudication thingy,
just for bad taste.

from the 26th of March this year, whence came my blog about
the new Elizabethans.

I got box-cutter architecture, and binge culture naked in the
street performing bodily functions, in a foreign country.
There's simply no comparison. 

http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=4765852747215777388#editor/target=post;postID=2323707601998403679

Clint whistling past the barstool

"you want I should push up your stool, .......punk!"
One of Clint Eastwood's favourite lines. He has
mellowed since then.

I'm sorry for the Alzheimer comments that everyone
is throwing at Clint's drama school stunt at the RNC Con.
It's the Clint method. Effortless.

In truth he was just promoting his furniture business.
It has fine wooden pieces in a traditional motif.

[Ohio stool]

There's the barstool for bar fights like in his
spaghetti westerns. A Fist Full of Cazzo. Stronzos at Dawn.

[rights in jpeg file]

[Mission bed, for men on a mission. missionary position recommended.
mission accomplished button on the top of headboard.]
An elegant Bridges of Madison County headerboard and footer
 bed for bagging drama queens like Meryl Streep.

a Celebrity Orangutan bed

http://www.eastwoodfurniture.com/Products/DiningRooms/DiningRoomsTN25.aspx

Twitter-turfing

when astroturfing meets Twitter.
Politically-motivated tweeting, or Twitter posing
is just the latest in a long line of online
faux-pas committed by corrupt politicians trying
to doctor their image.

For Astroturfing, the creation of a fake movement
for political purposes, i.e. the

Koch-sucking Tea baggers

The Conservatives of the UK, no slouches, 

because they went to the right schools,

are more than willing to add people in 

Upper Dogwana to their lists before those

victims have even learned how to do a twit-pic.

This Grant fellow, Conservatives media guy

 had manufactured 50 000 followers. Apparently, 

Obama has teams for creating many more. Grant's

family is so productive that his whole family's works

have been kicked off Google.

As luck would have it, the Internet has spawned watch-dog

groups who, between pints, watch the politicians. They'll

have to shut down the Internauts soon. I see David 

making a believable excuse.

chuckle away: guardian

The rise and fall of Grant Shapps' Twitter followers

Conservative chairman appears to have found technique to boost number of followers to more than 55,000

    Patrick Wintour

    guardian.co.uk, Friday 7 September 2012 21.28 BST

The ubiquitous and social media savvy new Conservative chairman Grant Shapps appears to have found a technique to boost his Twitter followers to more than 55,000.

It appears that Shapps, at regular intervals, increases the number of people he follows by as many as 5,000 and if they do not follow him back, he unfollows them.

Analysis of his activity on Twitter shows regular, sudden surges in the number of people he follows succeeded a week later by a sudden decline. The research was conducted by Yatterbox, a political marketing consultancy firm specialising in monitoring all social media activity of politicians.

Matt Freckleton, managing director of Yatterbox said: "Several people have brought this to our attention and it has already made some press headlines. After doing some research we were able to compile some graphs which suggest that Grant Shapps – or someone with access to Grant's Twitter account – is regularly and purposely following and unfollowing many thousands of people on Twitter. It is quite normal for anybody to unfollow people on Twitter, but when it is done in such large numbers on such a frequent basis it does raise questions as to what is going on and why."

the great unwashed auctioneers and their pants

Firstly, "pants" means underpants in the UK.
Why? not enough words for underpants, I guess.
It's enough of a euphemism for them to use
it as a derogatory noun for things they hate,
 and snicker away for hours. e.g.
"This auction is pants!" A pants auction that is itself pants.

[can I just touch it?]
[a see a skidmark! Literally the King's skidmark]

Anyway, getting a wedgie is an insult,
not only because others are mishandling
your shorts (euph) but that others
are viewing them, in public. Being pantsed.
Oh, the ignominy.

[Uhhhhhm, perhaps mores have changed since I was in grade school]

Now, dead famous folks' families have to
endure the grave-robbing underwear snatchers,
because there's money in those ass girdlers.
and there was an auction minimum that had to be cleared,
I guess, so that the pants thieves could keep
their public image.... as spotless as their
products. i.e. soiled underpants of Elvis

You know you're a god when...

I've heard of this for Maria Callas, whose
family moved too quickly for the ass market.
Princess Diana's should have moved faster, but they're
effete minor royals.

To Pantsland, the Graceland of the Pants

chuckle away: Guardian
Elvis Presley's bible sells for £59,000
However, a pair of Presley's soiled underpants worn underneath his famous white jumpsuit, failed to meet its £7000 reserve price
Cass Jones
guardian.co.uk, Saturday 8 September 2012 22.31 BST
A bible used by Elvis Presley has sold at auction for £59,000.
The holy book, given to the singer on his first Christmas in Graceland in 1957, was expected to fetch around £25,000 but went for more than double its value.
But a pair of Presley's unwashed and soiled underpants, worn underneath his famous white jumpsuit during a 1977 concert performance, went unsold.
Elvis Presley's soiled underpants A pair of briefs belonging to Elvis Presley, unwashed and still soiled, went unsold after failing to meet their reserve price.


watch as Eddie Murphy uses pants to slay a white god,
who, I guess, did look like he needed a weight-loss
session in the bog. I'm sure Eddie had visions of
greatness too, as a young comic. He's had his ups
and downs, but I think the police record for
requesting the services, in his car, of a tranny
hooker will be his "fart moment" and written on
his grave stone. It's a whoring business, that
movie business.

swept away, by Rockaway Beach

Tornado touches down in the beach district of New York city.
Impressive to have a beach in such a huge city.



get carried away by the Ramones:

You Tweet-iot!

Just as with Facebook, people on Twitter
have lost their jobs by flaming their bosss
and customers.
It takes Facebook to un-wife yourself by
listing yourself as "single" for all the
sexy single ladies.
As recent history has shown, Twitter has
a particular flaw by being hooked to
your nervous system, through your 3G
phone.
Idea goes through part of the brain, straight
to 3G and on to Twitter, before you've had
a chance to engage your super-ego,
that fatty part of your brain that does
all the fact-checking and looking around
corners to see if anybody is snooping.
So, the shit hits the fan. People have
become Twitter Famous for being morons.
from Hollywood reporter:

Pop-Culture Tweet-iots
9. Jessica Simpson: "Sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime." [If I use my brain, I'll turn ugly-Cos67]

10. Mary J. Blige: "Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents?! They should never do that!"[It's the passion that counts- Cos67]
7. Paris Hilton: "No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London."[Crazy bird got on a plane and didn't know what country she went to. Without peace, order & good government, she'd be dog meat- Costick67]

Political Tweet-iots:
Louise Mensch, of the hacking enquiry
defending the indefensible,
a hacking media hack, Piers Moron

Christmas Tweet-iots- the spoilt twat

I phone or I pad, or European car was not under the Christmas tree,
and BOOM, they were bawling on Twitter.

Twitter-stotle- Tweet philosophers

Max Keiser ‏@maxkeiser
For millions of years, mankind lived in groups of around 140, deemed to be the optimal social setting; now we tweet in 140 characters: alone

Tweetness- Twitter gods
Nobody can beat the guy who does haiku and limerick Tweets.