Enjoy yourself while your money's still worth something

[Party like a Canadian, with Guy Lombardo's "Enjoy yourself"]

Let's congratulate the superwealthy, who have hoovered up all the world's cash.

They are still thoughtful though. If their living-it-large has cost you your job, your mortgage and your healthcare and you're living on the street with your family and dog,

then wait right there. JP Morgan runs the food-stamp program in the US. Without JP Morgan,
the poor would starve. @sarc

They provide plenty of work as servants, and for entrepreneurs who can entertain them.

more later, such as

Bank orgy

Hoarding will lead to collapse. It is written, grasshopper!