use of cartography
for the betterment of mankind and womankind.
It's actually less about cartography and more about weird people, going around
the world with a tape measure, and a smile of their faces,
saying "you got a second for us to ....uh, size you up?"
[thanks to the Frank Skinner Opinionated show]
for the betterment of mankind and womankind.
It's actually less about cartography and more about weird people, going around
the world with a tape measure, and a smile of their faces,
saying "you got a second for us to ....uh, size you up?"
[thanks to the Frank Skinner Opinionated show]
Breast-size map:RED= motorboat (jiggle your face in between left & right appendages)
orange=ok, for a Monday
yellow= don't call me, I'll call U
green, blue= we must, we must, we must increase our bust!
say it!
penis size map-Green=porn star (or unemployed at home, jerking off)
yellow= gigolo
pink= you won't be seeing much of the other pink, my friend
red= forget about it!
open a convenience store and make money off of drunk horny people
My first points to comment on are:
Well, Canucks are above average in the guys' contest, and average with the ladies.
furthermore:
while the Russian gals have such plenty to go around, the guys are relatively absent in their department. That's why Russian gals are popular all over the world, even when they're spies, and yet there's no market in Russian-made porn. No fellas meet the "standard".
Controversy:
About the UK, which has an average score on the ladies' side; this doesn't really make sense.
Although small breasts are all the rage over here these days,
wow, where do you get work like boob censusing? or sensing.
I'll use the force!
I swear, I've got a sixth sense about them.
also:Well, Canucks are above average in the guys' contest, and average with the ladies.
furthermore:
while the Russian gals have such plenty to go around, the guys are relatively absent in their department. That's why Russian gals are popular all over the world, even when they're spies, and yet there's no market in Russian-made porn. No fellas meet the "standard".
Controversy:
About the UK, which has an average score on the ladies' side; this doesn't really make sense.
Although small breasts are all the rage over here these days,
[what with their making you look for them, and their permanent perkiness. no sag, will shag!]
[BUTT, I digress]
the British gals are stacked like no other nation I've seen.Unnaturally tipping forward, I mean!
It's not just the flabby beerhall gals, it's most women.
So, I gotta start my own research campaign!
Turn the UK security level up to yellow, maybe orange, NO! RED! Red alert!It's not just the flabby beerhall gals, it's most women.
So, I gotta start my own research campaign!
Tatas at 3 o'clock
Always in the service of my adopted nation, am I!
