ample proof that, as she claims, Gwyn Paltrow
is a sex fiend. She says she's "addicted", but then
she goes on tv and says that her cut-away dress
was showing her pubes (no undies needed).
I can only imagine that she gets off thinking
about people visualising her hummer.
You oughta try it. Embarrassment can heighten
sexual arousal. Why do you think flashers go
around with a trench coat, flashing?
If she's got hair out past her hipbone,
it's grounds for divorce.
Anatomy: "the hipbone's connected to the pube hair"
I think it's physically impossible for that dress to show pubes,
unless her grandfather f$%^ked a wookie.
Charles Darwin:
"Natural selection amongst
the human species
tends to show preference
for the brazilian look.
It could be the cesarean wound, because she is
a mother (her kids will die when they are told what
their mother has just said). Docs have to shave
that area before they "go in" to pluck out the
little one.
What an enchanted life. You get to go on tv
and talk about your privates.
May I also enter this into evidence?:
The Gwynner said once
publicly that she had the "butt of a 22-y.o. stripper."
right! @sarc
It's an epidemic:In "researching" this story, I came across another
ridiculous 21st century problem. What to do if,
while pregnant, your brazilian shave starts growing
out. Ex-actress (another famous "verbal flasher")
Tori Spelling had to talk about it on tv.
AAHAhahaahhahaahah
If you're so inclined, and not even famous, you just go
to the parlour and get it waxed FOR you.
It's so stupid I can barely laugh.
The Aussies at Yahoo are totally unimpressed. You
gotta read this sardonic piece that puts
Gwynnie's piece to shame.
checkit: Yahoo Australia
Gwyneth Paltrow Overshares About Her Private Parts
September 19, 2013, 8:11 am
The star gets a little graphic on a talk show for the second time in a year
[they wish they could say "move on, ya bushpig"-Cos67]
Did you think you’d be discussing Gwyneth Paltrow‘s pubic hair twice in one year? Frankly, neither did we (and we bet PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful lady would agree with us on that front) — but here we are again.
The actress returned to Ellen, where just months earlier she’d whipped the internet into a tizzy discussing the nether-regions grooming required to wear her “kind of a disaster” Iron Man 3 premiere dress. “I rock a ’70s vibe,” she told the talk-show host at the time, referring to the last-minute bikini-line trimming that had to happen before she wore the daringly bare dress.
And on Tuesday, Ellen DeGeneres couldn’t help bringing that interview up again. When she asked Paltrow if she got a lot of flak for her candor, Paltrow said, “Normally I don’t read stuff at all but apparently this was in like a lot of newspapers … I knew it had permeated when my brother-in-law said to me, like, ‘I hope you’re not going to bring back big bush.’ Thanks, Al. Thanks for your support.” ["I have the power to affect sexual politics"- Gwyn. It's actually a crypto-US trade embargo on the brazilian wax-Cos67]
And when DeGeneres said she assumed Paltrow was doing no such thing, Paltrow demurred, “Let’s not say I am and let’s not say I’m not. Are we going to talk about my pubic hair every time I come on this show?”
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We’re steeling ourselves for what she might bring up on Live! With Kelly and Michael. Check out the video below, and tell us you thoughts, because we’re still reeling.
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Pube-lic Conversation with Ellen DeGeneres (Video)
Added by Michael Smith on September 18, 2013.
Saved under Entertainment, Michael Smith, Television, U.S.
...After the clip finished, Paltrow said that the media coverage had gone wild after her first appearance on Ellen’s show with the two of them talking about her pubic hair. She also admitted that she may have given out too much information. Especially after her brother-in-law Al said that he hoped that she was not going to bring back “big b***.”["Bush" is a bad word? I know it is in politics- Cos67]
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Gwyneth Paltrow humiliated by dress, talks pubic hair
Sara McGinnis
posted: April 26, 2013, 9:56 am
Gwyneth Paltrow is “humiliated” by the dress she wore Wednesday evening at the Iron Man 3 premiere in Los Angeles. Haven’t seen the no-underwear-allowed number with the see-through sides yet? Check it out:
Gwyneth Paltrow no underwear Gwyneth Paltrow humiliated by dress, talks pubic hair
Curiously, the red carpet veteran has chosen to follow up being “humiliated” in front of snapping cameras at the event by talking about her mighty boosh on television — because obviously every embarrassing situation is made better by revealing details about one’s pubic hair habits.
“Oh, I kind of had a disaster,” secret-filled Gwyneth Paltrow explained on The Ellen DeGeneres Show when asked about her side-baring Antonio Berardi gown. “I was doing a show and I changed there and I went I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV.”
“Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor,” the mother of 8-year-old Apple and 6-year-old Moses continued. “I work a ’70s vibe. You know what I mean? … So I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated. In one day.”
Along with scrambling for a razor, Gwyneth Paltrow’s pruning and primping team might consider some of these other misinventions for women:
Tinge -- the electric razor/vibrator combo! There just aren’t enough blades in your typical self-pleasuring device.
Tori Spelling previously told of her troubles with shaving her nether regions while pregnant, and over 100 of our readers shared their opinion on primping their lady parts for the OB-GYN, so it’s not as though we’re afraid to talk about the hair-down-there here on the BabyCenter Blog — but I’m not backing down from the assertion that telling the world you’re au naturel is one of the worst ways to follow up a style misstep!
Then again, Gwyneth Paltrow’s freely-grown lady garden seems to be a sign of the times. Pubic hair is making a comeback. Hooray?
Ladies, how do you keep your private parts pruned?
Enough talking about just women’s pubic hair — Do your guy’s grooming habits match yours?
