Educationally stacked

This is not news, but it's importance has just come to me.

It's another example of blonde engineering.

If a woman can inflate her breasts (they're now adjustable),
emote reasonably well, in a bathing suit,
and defend poor, sweet animals, then she deserves to go to Oxford.

She's all blonde ambition. No airhead, she. She's had a good Canuck education.

Pammie Anderson went to Oxford, last year, I believe. She went to speak about vegitarianism.
She's the most prominent member of PETA. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals...and Animalistic Lust
Her motto: "Try a vegetarian", er, "try vegetables, ok?"


This was one of the PETA posters. I suppose if the dons in Oxford were interested in
engaging her mind, rather than her boobs, they might have had a few questions
about the symbolism of said poster. So, just leave it to me.
Suspend your disbelief, if you will:
Q: are you trying to say that eating meat is akin to eating humans? Cannibalism? By the way, we're all agreed, your rump cut is scrumptious, except for Nigel. He has a foot fetish.
Answer? Uuuhm
Q: We're sure you're delicious, but you do realise that you are not 100% all natural, having those breast implants?
Answer? Uuuhm
Q: are we indeed little more than animals with our nakedness shamefully covered?
Answer: Yup
Q: If it helps, would you like to know that we're imagining you naked right now?
Answer? Uuuhm
Q: well, was it Cartesian dualism which separates us from the beasts, or Occam's Razor?
Answer: I do Double Cartwheels all the time, until I get dizzy, but I don't use a Razor. It burns. Especially the Brazilian ...area
Panel & Audience: ghasp!
Panel: I think we'd all like to be alone now. I think we're all in agreement.
Thank you and we'll see your Brazilian, er, we'll see you in Ipanema.

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>
checkitout:
Oxford mail
Pamela Anderson talks vegetarianism at Oxford Union
9:10am Tuesday 26th October 2010
PAMELA Anderson signed autographs and posed for photos with students after addressing the Oxford Union about vegetarianism yesterday.
The Baywatch star spoke to about 200 students and introduced documentary Glass Walls, narrated by Sir Paul McCartney.
The 43-year-old former Playboy model said she took up the cause after seeing her father hunt. She then persuaded him and his friends to give up the sport.
She spoke on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta).
After the talk she spent half-an-hour answering students’ questions.
Omar Asfar, a 19-year-old Regent’s College student, said: “She sounded committed to what she believed in.
“She was looking well and afterwards she was very happy to sign leaflets and pose for photos.”


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