Saturday, 21 May 2011

sex twitter therapist, meet banker pervs

Further to my 'bald FACE lie BOOK', it seems others are bullsh*tting
on the web, and enjoying themselves, just like me.


There's the story of the Twitter doctor Dr. Thraft

-he's actually a comedian, with an audience of 5000, who wait
with bated breath for his next tip (it's good to wait)
[Relax. where's the money shot?]

some of Dr. Thaft's best sexologising:
"Make love tonight like you mean nothing to one another. Make it hard, make it fast, make it animal. (Afterwards hug each other)"
"Get to know your new partner. Spend an evening cleaning one another."
"Do not underestimate the female nipple."
"slowly licking each other's face is an exciting way to begin foreplay"
- He's so funny because the Net is so full of self-important people who have
nothing in the world more than some blogging skills. And because folks are gullible.

But, I wish a real sexologist would get to grips with these turds from Germany:

and there's the story of the German bankers who had a private party,
and paraded Hungarian hookers with colour-coded armbands
and then stamped them on the arm for good behaviour,
if you know what I mean.
[I've been keeping busy tonight]

This was a prize night for their best performing staff.
I don't think any other nation's men could be all at once
this perverted, yet
this orderly,
and so utterly without guile or shame.
"Ve heff to keep order mit ze fokkink"
"how can ve heff fokkink vithout order?" - Goebels
[I got stamped just above my butt! Bummer]

checkitout: 3 things
1 the movie up there is Body Double. Melanie Griffith is about the only good thing in the film, other than the Frankie show. As you can see, the film has more jumping around than all the 'Back to the Future' movies put together.
2
Twitter sex therapist exposed
Tweeter behind earnest yet explicit sensation Dr Peter Thraft, who prompted speculation he could be Steve Coogan, revealed
* Ben Dowell and Vicky Frost * guardian.co.uk, Friday 20 May 2011 18.36 BST
3 on maxkeiser.com
Munich Re unit made women wear colored armbands at reward party to indicate availability for sex
Posted on May 18, 2011 by stacyherbert| 36 Comments
Stacy Summary: Was Dominique Strauss Kahn one of the 100 guests? And what is a German corporation doing forcing women to wear colored arm bands and stamping them on the forearms? The Nazi imagery is not a mistake; it was no doubt planned to look the most incriminating should the videos of any of these 100 men ever be needed in the future.
* Munich Re Says Prostitutes Attended Reward Party
Women wore color-coded armbands, the newspaper said, citing unidentified guests, with red for hostesses, yellow for those available for sexual favors and white for women reserved for executives and top agents. After each trip to beds set up near the thermal baths, a woman would receive a stamp on her forearm, the paper reported.