get your new yoga with your pie-lates

There's this long, lithe Russian woman, Zlata, who can contort like no other
can contort.

I always wondered how this could be done
without risking the spine or
the nerves that run along it.
What would happen if
those nerves shorted out
while her butt was just above her head
and her bowels opened up?
What then?

Zlata's INCREDIBLE Frontbending Contortion by Philbisregin

from 0:50 onward,
Zlata makes some moves
that would make her famous
in a certain genre of movies,
over and over again,
for more than a minute.
I vant to be alone!

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>