the GSElevator is a column that exchanges all manner of silliness
overheard in Goldman Sachs elevators from Hong Kong to London.
[crash diets for crashing markets]
[joke's on you, then]
http://twitter.com/#!/gselevator
GSElevator GS Elevator Gossip
Suit#1: "Was that really an earthquake?" Suit#2: "No, I just dropped my wallet." (laughter)
[seismic perhaps, but still fake, fiat money-Cos67]
GSElevator GS Elevator Gossip
(Palin blah blah Romney blah blah) #1: Cut Perry some slack. It's damn hard 2 pass any science class when u write 'God' for every answer.
[jesus lives and Perry's chanelling-Cos67]
GSElevator GS Elevator Gossip
[Attractive Canto girl gets off elevator] 2 white guys behind her not-so-subtly exchange "I totally would" glances.
[standard male behaviour. would, but can't&won't-Cos67]
GSElevator GS Elevator Gossip
#1: Saw someone using Groupon yesterday for ice cream. #2: thats f**ked up. #ACSOI
[I'll bet Groupon will scratch your arse for ya-Cos67]
