[music list--> play Night of the Iguana]
Fox and Hounds
Coach and Horses
Cock and Chick
Why bother giving pubs such silly names. They are as unimaginative as the depressing places they are attached to. Dank dirty decor. You can't even see the outdoors once inside, otherwise you'd probably leave. Does that remind you of any other institution?
And now that smoking isn't allowed, they truly stink.... of piss, stale beer and eau de loser.
[music list --> play 'breathe']
In honour of the sandwich bar EAT, just name pubs for what they are:
Drink Too Much Please, Ya Freakin Loser
Fox and Hounds
Coach and Horses
Cock and Chick
Why bother giving pubs such silly names. They are as unimaginative as the depressing places they are attached to. Dank dirty decor. You can't even see the outdoors once inside, otherwise you'd probably leave. Does that remind you of any other institution?
And now that smoking isn't allowed, they truly stink.... of piss, stale beer and eau de loser.
[music list --> play 'breathe']
In honour of the sandwich bar EAT, just name pubs for what they are:
Drink Too Much Please, Ya Freakin Loser
[music list --> play '03 get in or get out']
