Monday 25 May 2009

the all-new 2009 GM Whatchamacallit



The main problem with the US manufacturers, particularly of cars, is not the banking crisis or the mass unemployment it has caused. (Do you see the American Japanese-car factories suffering?)


It’s the fact that their new products are designed by committee (i.e. ugly) and devoid of many commonplace advances in manufacturing and ergonomics (i.e. cheaply-made, but not cheap, pieces of crap). Also their marketing is sclerotic. For each new GM model, there are 10 different guises/camouflages.



Order yours now.
The new


Chevy


Buick


Oldsmobile


Cadillac
Saturn
Opel


Vauxhall


GMC


DMZ


NWA




Sh*tbox

four-door or hatchback

Choose your label.



Choose your own trim level and tail lights.


Environmentally-friendly! (relative to tanks)
bio-degrades as you drive!
easily recyclable
short product life.




[Imagine the tail-light factories that will have to shut if GM goes down.]
Actually, their biggest problem, in the US, is the fact that the socialist-made Canadian GM cars are cheaper, because our socialised healthcare expenses cost much less than the US's private insurers' get-rich-quick schemes of accepting ridiculously-expensive dues and not paying out for cancer, for example. How else can US insurers afford to bribe Congress to turn a blind eye? I ask you.

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>
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