Sunday 7 February 2010

Body Ventura, Conspiracy detective

[I wanted to show Ventura in a wrestling photo, but WWF is too homoerotic]
On your idiot boxes, NOW!
The crazy who-dunn-it with the wrestling governor, or governing wrestler.
Jesse the Body Ventura.
A WWF wrestler becomes a WTF journalist
Ventura almost trumps Arnold the Governator for that special
WTF factor.
and now he's an investigative journalist (quote-unquote).

Show 1 "Hey, hey, we're the Bildeburghs"
We meet plutocrats, rule countries, alienate people.

I discovered some stuff I didn't know, but the fake tension was complete bullsh*t.
So, there's the maudlin crusader action going on and re-enactments of car chases, and endless flight scenes as Jesse's boys close in on the plutocrats.
As for the quality of the journalism, I recognised one of Ventura's 'journalists' from the UK and
she is not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
As for Ventura, is he just a bad actor? even when he's not supposed to be acting.
Or, is he doing more obfuscating than revealing, because he doesn't know much, and yet he's selling us the Moon. Maybe he thinks we're idiots looking for suspense with our docu-spiracy.
AAAAnyway. Here you go: the really big SHOW:

Top lines:
Ventura: "They're after MEEEE?!" xD

His spy: "it's the bildeburgs. They're chasing us" xD

-Cos67 ~(%^D>
foto from fotosearch.com