Friday 12 July 2013

how to deal with glass half full, glass half empty


UPDATE on the philosophy of the glass
containing 50% liquid, from Twitter:
The Dude! ‏@AhmedAllabidy 8 Aug
Dear Optimist & Pessimist,
while you were arguing over the glass of water;
I drank it … Sincerely, the Opportunist.
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I'm sure you can recall how some people
use cod psychology to try to convince
normal people to accept their bullsh*t.

They try to say, you've got no choice
by instead attacking your way of
looking at life. You're supposedly viewing
the glass as half empty, while it is
in fact, half full.

Now, you can confidently tell those
bastards that the glass is always
full, but unlike the glass, your
smart-ass friend is full of sh*t.

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