Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Al Quiders are shorting the US

The Onion, my guiding light, and leaders in beleivable
satire, have just declared that Al Quida are setting down
their guns, grabbing the popcorn and watching the US
crash and burn.

I think the Telegraph just wrote how the US middle class
is no longer the richest in the world.
The Ukraine is going to turn from a neo-con trick into
a hot war, pretty soon.
You know the banking thing is going to crash again

But, the Onion says it better,35788/?ref=auto 

a brief quote:

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
 ISSUE 50•15 • Apr 15, 2014

A recent al-Qaeda video shows a militant training to carry out his mission of lying back and watching America’s status as a superpower erode

WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds...

I think that, if they were smart, the Quidders would
open a hedge fund and short the US.
They could make Squillions. Just follow Kyle Bass,