Wednesday 3 June 2009

No rest for the wicked

POLITICIANS, that is.
Byline: POLITICIANS LIKE THATCHER AND BROWN SLEEP 4 HOURS A NIGHT

We, and our politicians come from two different worlds. While they try to
lull us to sleep with
scandals that go nowhere and
plans "to improve X" that never happen,
they're up all night dreaming up
new ways to drain us dry or
how to set the wolves on us (i.e. the corporate world) to greatest effect.

For them gov'nas: HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE RAFTERS




Margaret Thatcher and Gordon Brown are amongst the elite of international leaders because they could do their work on about 4 hours of sleep. But, clinically, that's sleep deprivation. However, it does help explain their behaviour.

When I was young, I used to say 'sleep is for wimps', but obviously it's affected many powerful people's mental faculties.

If I were working on 4 hours of shut-eye every day, my soul would also be clambering to sacrifice some poor people, like those two politicians have done. Besides their body telling them "I need sleep," they'll be hearing the devil say "Drain them of their last tupence.""Maybe then they'll just die," and defenseless, the politician will agree, saying "I don't care if I go to Hell, I need sleep. Kill them. Pleeeaase!"
Night of the living dead :



or perhaps, like some rather lonely sci-fi fans say, politicians are morphing aliens and that's why they never seem to sleep:


For us poor lot: POLITICAL SLUMBER PARTY






our days:
Work like a dog
Go home
watch TV: see
-Scandal
-Crisis
-Scandal [scandals that never end, and never go anywhere.]
-Virus
-Crisis

POLITICS anyone? 1) POLITICS=ISSUE RECYCLING! True political issues, like the delapidated state schools and hospitals come up at EVERY election, but nobody ever solves these problems. Or is that they don't solve them so that they'll have something to argue about at the elections, so that they can trick us into thinking that they actually care and are able to solve something, and

2) "Journalists" who never leave their offices and never ask any probing questions but are rife with person opinions and "some people say^..." bullsh*t stories.

12:00am, and all are asleep in front of the tv, totally emotionally and physically spent. Anyone have time for a discussion of politics? a revolution? for a change in their lives?


No??

We're lucky if we manage to find time to scratch our own buttocks.


While we're dozing off, Brown says:

"Are they asleep yet? Yes? Okay, let's turn the screws, then, shall we?" "Hello? Hello?"




[Pic:Britain's cabinet, and Brown standing]


If we take the crisis mentality, fed to us by the media, to heart, we end up going nuts. That is such an imprecise term. Let me explain:


Some will not be able to function socially. See the Section section (UK) of the mental institutions, and the shiny new private jails opening soon, near you:



Some of us will become anti-social and start destroying and stealing, having long since lost touch with our morals. See the talk shows:



Some of us will lose our jobs due to the stress, and then some will come back for revenge. Watch the nightly news:





Some of us will just be looking for our own victims to bludgeon. Unfortunately, this kind of behaviour often starts at home, but now we've got financial collapse to add to the causes. There was a rich family in the news in 2008, where the father killed his whole family and burned the house rather than lose his BELONGINGS to the auctioneers. Talk about your crazy consumers, eh? Again, watch the news:








-Cos67 8^P
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