Avatar Ishtar

You know that film-makers are in trouble when they reach for the 3D schtick.
It means their movies stink, and they have no imagination left.
Things were great when Arnold and Clint ruled. All they needed were explosions and guns.
Folks seem to be sick of that, and film-makers actually hate telling proper stories.

So, here we are with Avatar. The BBC 5Live critic just crapped on it as being mostly about the technology and not the story.
She said that 3D was better in the '50s.
I beg to differ. The '80's were a seminal period, in more ways than one, for the third dimension.

The center of the 3D world was Second City Television

and YouCatso Home Video:

The Doctor Tongue quadrilogy

swinging at ya: stewardess hump-humps


on your suit: wax


hopping your way: IHOP*


food poisoning projectile vomit: Beef stake

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>
* International House of Pancakes (US)