Saturday 16 April 2011

new gameshow breaks the mould wide open

combining two awkward British reality shows into one sure-fire hit.

Show 1:
How to look good naked.
I don't really understand this show.
Gok Wan finds a bunch of women who hate their own bodies.
And what's his solution? convince them to strip naked on daytime tv,
or in a shopping mall near you.

So, what was these ladies' problem? Was it their self esteem, or the fact that nobody
would look at them? I've gotta say, even if they're ugly, car-crash theory says, we're gonna
look. I wonder how that could make anybody who's truly shy, feel any better.

Unless, under all that flab, they're actually exhibitionists.
Don't worry, Gok is neither a porn king, nor a dirty old bastard. He's quite gay, and
so he can actually understand women's feelings. Good for him @ sarc.

Show 2:
The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
As best I can remember this show, impeccably-dressed gay guys try
to make frumpy, boring straight man dress better.
I always wondered if they were just looking for a cross-over lay.
Anyway, the prancing and preening got tiring.

New Show:
The Straight Eye for How Women Can Look Good Naked

Rule number one: No fat chicks.


Rule number two: just be yourself

[it helps if your self is sizzling hot]

Rule number three: I'll be the judge of everything. Who's Simon Cowell?

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>