Sunday 10 April 2011

shad- app

the bullshit application.
turn on tv news, spread liberally

How do you know when a politician is lying?
The mouth is open.

Ever watch tv and want to express an opinion about somebody, particularly a politician
and their propensity to lie?
Well, here's your chance.

Sit on your couch, turn on the BBC and watch them stroking the politician,
giving him easy questions and accepting his ludicrous answers.

Would you, like a true democrat, want your voice to be heard?
Grab your multi-media phone and start up the
SHAD- APP
1 Choose the e-mail address of the tv station.
2 you have several choices of comment:
__ liar
__ freaking liar
__ bloody liar
__ fraudulent misrepresentation
__ stealing from old ladies
__ there may be an ounce of truth there
__ shut yer pie-hole
__ I'm gonna shoot my tv
3 choose one and press send
4 sit back, and watch the pie charts fly

The television station will thank you for this immediate vox pop, and even give out prizes.
[the wonders of evolution]
more soon