fortune, or poor dupe in the US or UK army,
especially those stationed in Afghanistan.
Ever wondered what was going through the mind
of a soldier right after stepping on a land mine?
(other than shrapnel, that is)
Where's the f$^&kin' goddamn tourniquet?
Now, his prayers have been answered by this product
from Stump Brothers, Inc.,
the ready-made tourniquet
You wear it on any limb and if needed, it is readily adjustable
to cut off the flow of blood at any point on that limb.
your ankle's blown to smithereens?
squeeze the velcro tight