Saturday 13 August 2011

no tiger in the tank cuz Tiger has tanked



No Tiger in the sack (with waitresses and strippers)
means no tiger in the tank.

Whether it's right or not, Tiger's father set up his son
to be a great golfer. The way that parents 'help' their kids
become the best is sometimes little more than abuse,
in the search of vicarious dreams.
i don't know what Tiger Woods went through,
but if his extra-marital tally sheet is a sign of
anything, that lad has some problems.

Who he is is tied up in that sport, but to be the best
he developed adult coping techniques because
he had been playing golf since childhood. He had to please his father,
but that likely cost him, so he developed this technique.

His technique involved scoring wenches
on his various stops on the world tour.
You could even assume that the 'tang was helping his score card.
He was so wired into this success that he didn't even think about his wife,
or discretion.

I'm sure there's some soul-searching going on, and more than a little bit
of shame for making the tabloid headlines for a year straight, but I think
the worst thing for his game was that link
between the links
and the snausage he was dishing out, in the apres golf.

[Liar Liar movie]

I truly believe that each person has a level of sexual satisfaction that he/she would prefer to be at to perform at their best. Of course, we're rarely at that happy place. Ergo, stress, then errors, more stress, self-doubt....

checkitout:

Tiger Woods in downward spiral as he misses cut at US PGA Championship
• Former world No1 exits at 10 over par after second round 73
• Lee Westwood back in contention with a 68 to go one under
* Lawrence Donegan at Atlanta Athletic Club
* The Guardian, Saturday 13 August 2011
Mark another notch in the downward spiral of Tiger Woods, whose hints of better things to come turned to dust on the second day of the US PGA Championship. The former world No1 missed the cut and not by the skin of the teeth as he produced his worst finish at a major.
Seven over par after his opening round, Woods reappeared on the first tee on Friday playing mostly for pride and came up a mile short. He holed a 15-foot curling putt on the first green but thereafter it was one-way traffic, with bogey piling on bogey and, as the nadir was reached on the 11th and 12th holes, double bogey followed double bogey......