starvation leads to sartorial crustaceans

apparently, folks are so hungry in the US, they've taken to stuffing
food down their clothes.
That was always a college prank.



Now, it's a very serious crime.

I lost the story, but it involves seafood. I'm not sure he was starving.
I think he has high-class tastes and a low-class budget if he's stealing lobster.
why not just balony? it's easier to hide.

a germain comment from a reader:

Sarek
September 8, 2011 9:38 PM
A little song, a little dance, a little shellfish down your pants.