Sunday 13 November 2011

whoa, Nelly. We got a new whip rule

[Donegan for Getty]

I didn't know that horses were allowed in the stands. Neh!

There actually was a big horse race in the UK, at Cheltenham, I think.
That's why the famous ladies were dressed up with the hair and the
flowers and stuff. Most of the guys though only had eyes for
the phillies. The equine ones.
If you could find a way to gamble on famous "actresses",
then we'll talk.

Anyways,
I never understood how anybody could keep from laughing or wretching
whenever the idea of sex and that chick on the right were occuring at
the same time.

Please look at that bird!

I know how that show was sold. They just tacked the word 'sex' on it,
did some embarrassing stuff that even comedians won't touch, and
badda boom, badda bing,
it's on the tip of everybody's tongue, literally.