Wednesday 1 June 2011

The past and future of Playboy

This story was kicked into existence by a newspaper article in the Guardian,
where one of their legion of feminist writers took a swipe at the Playboy franchise,
as you do,
when you're an unreconstructed torpedo-tits feminist.
Actually, my opinion at this point, is not far from hers, oddly enough.
but for different reasons. No feminists here.

DATELINE: HEF OPENS NEW CLUB IN LONDON
Back when Hugh Hefner started Playboy, he had a lot of things going for him.
The economy was booming.
the sexual revolution was taking off
Men wanted to express their interest in something
less seedy than dingey strip clubs or prostitution.
But it still had to have the tinge of objectification of women.
Somehow, the bunny thing worked and tricked many critics
into thinking "aw, isn't that cute"

Today, nobody needs a magazine to get any vicarious
sexual thrills. That's why we have the Internet.

So, the next issue for Hefner is the
"I wanna be just like him" factor.
I have thought that he was just about the luckiest
ugly bastard in the world.
The lifestyle, the house parties.
the six girlfriends.
That would count except nobody wants to look
at an octogenarian playboy.
It's foul. The young ladies
seem ever more the gold-diggers,
with their fake smiles and tits.
The documentary inside the Mansion
took care of that. I had tuned in when I could
in the "car crash mentality" just to have a look.
It was beyond suburban boredom, and low class chicks.
I didn't want to know that much.
No mystery left at all.

Then we gotta hear about how he infantilises the gals,
how his house stinks,
how he's a boorish user. (You'd be smug with 50+ years unlimited cheesecake)
In the old days, you wouldn't hear this stuff.
So, now, nobody really wants to have anything to do with him
and his museum of 50s sexuality.

the marketability of the word 'playboy' is gone.
up to the 70s it was fine.
by the 90s, you equated the word 'playboy'
with teenage boy... magazine... and himself.
The name itself brings on a derisory chuckle.
"pfffft.HAAA!" is the best you'll get.

I'm no prude. I love a tour of a strip club now and again.
but I certainly don't want to know the owner,
and I certainly don't think the Vegas thing
with the bunny outfits
will impress anyone anymore.
we're jaded.

Personal story:
I once stayed at his Playboy casino-hotel in Atlantic City
I was thoroughly impressed
because I was 13.

I'd like to take issue with a couple of things in the article below:
1
The Mad Men tv show has a seen a revival of interest
in the 60s. Women like the men on the show
because they're manly.
Indeed guys nowadays are prisses by comparison,
but when we've had the estrogen culture that has broken us and house-broken us,
and they nag us all the time. So, feminists, you want urban modern men?
you end up with metro-sexuals. I don't ever want to
hear a feminist tell me she would like to be thrown
on a bed by a real man. That would be hypocritical.
2
The Frankel guy who runs the new club in London
says that men need a place for their manhood to roam.
It's true, a lot of modern urban males don't have many places
to let their hair down, except any strip club.
We don't need Playboy to offer our manhood a place to roam.
Either way, it'll cost you. I don't have to pay cash to exercise my ....rights.
It's like a consumer's dream. temporary illusion.
Be a guy, spend money, then go crawling back home to your partner.
xD

If you ever read Playboy for the articles,
read the end of the story below,
where an ex- girlfriend tears the place to shreds.
It's hilarious, sad, crazy, old-fart land

-Cos67 ¬(%^D>

checkitout:
Is the Playboy party over?
Playboy is about to open a new club in London aimed at men 'with money and taste'. Can Hugh Hefner's brand regain the glamorous sheen it had briefly in the 60s or is it now mired in sleaze and allegations of sexism?
o Kira Cochrane
o The Guardian, Tuesday 31 May 2011

In an interview in 1967, Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, explained the ways in which women were like rabbits. The bunny "has a sexual meaning", he said, "because it's a fresh animal, shy, vivacious, jumping – sexy. First it smells you, then it escapes, then it comes back, and you feel like caressing it, playing with it. A girl resembles a bunny. Joyful, joking."

This helps explain why Hefner had been dressing women as bunnies since 1960. That was the year he opened the first Playboy club, in Chicago, a venue that built on the success of the magazine he'd started at his kitchen table seven years earlier. While the magazine pushed the pleasures of fine food, drink, cigars and women, the clubs made those promises flesh. They were a place where affluent men could go to be served by young women dressed in rabbit ears, fluffy tails and the rib-tight basques that were rumoured to pop open at the slightest sneeze.

Job advertisements hailed the glamour and prestige of being a Playboy bunny, and some women have certainly said they enjoyed the role. But in 1963, when Gloria Steinem went undercover in the New York club for Show magazine, she described a life of swollen feet, drudgery, "demerits" for laddered tights or scruffy tails, and a constant low-level thrum of sexual harassment. It was a world in which members called black women "chocolate bunnies", female employees were barred from dating customers (but encouraged to go out with Playboy executives) and behaviour was highly circumscribed. All "bunnies" had to remain within five pounds of their hiring weight, and there were strict rules about how they should stand, sit and smoke.

In these early days, each female employee also had to undergo a "complete" physical – including an internal examination and smear test – before starting work. After Steinem's article was published, Hefner sent her a letter saying he'd stopped these physicals because, although they were "a good idea", they could be "misunderstood and turned into something questionable".

The Playboy clubs fizzed for a moment – the opening of the London club in 1966 attracted Julie Christie, Rudolf Nureyev, Roman Polanski, Woody Allen. Four more clubs opened in the UK, four in Japan, and many more in US cities. But by the early 80s the model was faltering. The British clubs lost their gambling licences, and the US clubs were losing money. They looked like relics of another age, a time before feminism, when women could be treated as just another gentleman's pleasure, like a fine scotch. By the time the last club closed in the early 90s, they seemed a total anachronism. As offensive as The Black and White Minstrel Show, as embarrassing as The Benny Hill Show [what's wrong with Benny?- Cos67 xD], and just as certain to be consigned to the past.

In June 2011, another Playboy club opens its doors in London. It isn't the first new club in the past decade – the idea was revived with a casino in Las Vegas in 2006 [crazyville- Cos67], and other clubs have opened more recently in Cancun and Macau [Third World- Cos67]. On contacting the London club I initially received an enthusiastic invitation, which was then swiftly, suddenly reneged. I was told the Guardian had been too negative about Playboy in the past, and that they were also wary after a recent "trashing in the Sunday Times magazine – where Mr Hefner underwent a complete character assassination". (I can only assume they were referring to the brilliantly scabrous interview by Camilla Long, in which Hefner was described as "the Norma Desmond of sex", who "leaps on any innuendo with demonic hunger", and lives in a kind of "porno Disney" at his Playboy mansion in Los Angeles.)
...
This is a directive that Rob Frankel, branding expert and author of The Revenge of Brand X, supports. Frankel bought shares in Playboy before Hefner took the company private earlier this year, and he feels the opening of the clubs is apt because "after decades of suppression, masculinity is back. Men have less to apologise for, and I think women are breathing a sigh of relief too. They want the guy to come back, they are really disappointed that he's holding their handbag while they're trying on clothes." He describes the clubs as "a sanctuary for masculinity".
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The opening comes at a time when early 1960s style is more fashionable than ever. The era was portrayed with a slick, gauzy beauty in Tom Ford's film A Single Man, and the TV drama Mad Men has beamed gorgeous images of the period into our homes for four years now. As the writer Ariel Levy says, Mad Men's central character, Don Draper, embodies the masculine ideal Hefner pioneered in the 1950s. She describes this ideal in her book Female Chauvinist Pigs: "Hefner had a vision for a new kind of masculinity, a new kind of man, one who no longer needed to be the duck-hunting outdoorsman, the virtuous patriarch of the 40s and 50s. Instead, he was re-imagined as a suave gent in a v-neck cashmere sweater, mixing drinks, listening to records, and appreciating the 'finer things in life', like jazz and beautiful women. He was freed from domesticity."

In the last series of Mad Men, financial officer Lane Pryce was involved with a woman called Toni who worked as a Playboy bunny. This autumn, a new TV drama, The Playboy Club, starts in the US. Set in Chicago in 1963, it features a voiceover from Hefner in which he describes the club as a place where "everything was perfect, where life was magic, where . . . fantasies became realities for everyone who walked through the door". One scene shows naked women playing in a pool, while Hefner intones that the men were "watching them as if at SeaWorld, only much, much better".

A factor that might help feminists here is Hefner's own image. Susan Gunelius, author of Building Brand Value the Playboy Way, points out that Hefner has always been "the ultimate brand champion. He lived the lifestyle, he was the physical embodiment of Playboy, and people bought into the lifestyle because they aspired to be him. He was the brand promise."

But does anyone really aspire to be Hefner now? In that Marketing article, the second piece of advice for reviving the Playboy brand was to sever ties with its founder, because: "these days he comes across as quite sleazy, and certainly no longer personifies glamour and sophistication". This is inarguably true. Over the past three decades, both the Playboy brand and Hefner himself have trekked down the path of sexism, their image becoming progressively more pornographic and tacky. [I'll second the tacky- Cos67]

Where Playboy was once solely associated with softcore pornography and affluence, it now has associations with hardcore pornography and cheap accessories. Playboy Enterprises owns Spice Digital Networks, a set of channels that show films such as Hijack my Hole, Asian Sex Tramp, Giant Juggs [sic] 3 and My Wife's a Slut. At the same time, controversially, Playboy-branded products have been marketed heavily to young women and children – WH Smith carried a line of Playboy stationery until 2009. In Asia, rabbit products are shelved alongside Hello Kitty and Paul Frank merchandise, and sell well; Playboy Enterprises expects to take $20m (£12m) in the region by the end of this year. Gunelius says: "Women buy Playboy products because they think the bunny's cute, just like the Hello Kitty logo is cute. A lot of the women's merchandise is pink, sparkly, sexy. It's very simple, and a large audience likes that."

That pink, glittery girlishness also defines the "reality" show, The Girls of the Playboy Mansion, which started in 2005 and ran for six series, providing a sanitised look at life for Hefner's many girlfriends. In the book Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors at the Playboy Mansion, Izabella St James gives a much franker account of her time as one of Hefner's seven girlfriends between 2002 and 2004. "Hef employs an elaborate system of procurement to keep the pipeline filled with willing nubile women," she explains. On becoming one of his "official" girlfriends, and moving into the mansion, she was given a 9pm nightly curfew, barred from having bottles of alcohol in her room, and started receiving a $1,000 weekly allowance. St James disliked the process of picking up the allowance, because Hefner would use this moment to "bring up whatever he wasn't happy with in the relationship . . . Most of the complaints were regarding lack of harmony in the group, or lack of sexual participation, or that we didn't watch movies with him."

The story St James tells bounces from hilarious to revolting and back again; on reading her book it suddenly doesn't seem at all surprising that the bug that causes legionnaires' disease was found in the mansion's hot tub in April 2011. She writes of bedrooms filled with mismatched furniture, old, stained mattresses and used sheets, and says Hefner "liked our rooms to look like little girls' rooms, [with] white carpet and pink walls". A photograph shows a large Care Bear on her bed, and there are cuddly toys all over the house. Also: excrement. One of the other women had dogs that weren't housebroken and "many a late night or early morning we stepped in her dog's pee, or worse, poop,"[I woulda thought it was Hef's piss- Cos67] writes St James. "When we used to go to see Hef on Friday morning to get our allowances, we always had to wait a few minutes as he walked around to pick up the poops . . . Archie the house dog would regularly relieve himself on the hallway curtains, adding the scent of urine to the general scent of decay."

There was the whiff of baby oil too. St James writes that Hefner would sluice himself with this before having sex, and many of the women blamed their yeast infections on the oil. Sex sessions would start with Hefner taking Viagra, and then lying there "like a dead fish", writes St James, while women gathered around, climbing on and off in turn, and occasionally shouting: "Oh daddy." "I never saw Hef use condoms. Period," she writes. After he had sex with each girl, "he wiped himself off with a wet bath towel."

Hefner is this year committing himself to one woman, 24-year-old Crystal Harris. The pair are coming to London to celebrate the opening of the club, before getting married at the Playboy mansion later in June. Hefner proposed last Christmas Eve, with a diamond ring inside a music box that was inspired by Harris's favourite film, The Little Mermaid. He has brushed away their 60-year age gap with the unusual suggestion that "she deserves to be my widow".[always a romantic, that Hef- Cos67]

Will there be any chance of the club remaining a Mad Men-style fantasy once the Hefner-Harris circus hits town? Frankel thinks so. And he refers, as proof, to the recent Charlie Sheen controversy – the months when Sheen was rumoured to be having a breakdown amid ever more lurid stories of his experiences with drugs and porn stars. (Sheen has visited the Playboy mansion in the past; one photo shows him flanked by blonde women, while porn star Ron Jeremy lingers beadily in the background.) "I had a lot of people calling me about Charlie Sheen," says Frankel, "and saying, is it all over for him? And I said, absolutely not. What you are seeing is a guy who in public everybody pooh-poohs, but in private every guy says: that's the life I want. And that really proves that that void of masculinity currently exists, and it's the exact same void that Playboy could be filling." [you'd have to be an idiot- Cos67]