Thursday, 26 September 2013

GM corn used for hearing aids

This is from the Puns-for-business department.

The problem of deafness is rife in our country
of 75 decibel car stereos and Mp3 headphones
turned up to 11.

Pretty soon the most common word in
the world will be the equivalent of "eh?"
"what did you say? I can't hear ya"

Along comes the pariah company Monsanto with
the solution. They let corn be so much more than
the diabetes bomb of Hi fructose corn syrup. It
can also be used as a hearing device.

The ear of corn: