We, the people of Europe, know that we have screwed your countries
mercilessly with our mercantilism and our protectionist political
policies, and that has forced you poor unwashed people to seek
your futures in our southern nether-regions, like Greece (ick).
You want to work hard and make a future for yourselves and your
families, but first you must pass through, and escape from our
Immigration Welcoming Centres, soon to be dotted all across Greece.
Good luck. You'll need it.
IshitUnot: Newsit.gr translated & mildly corrected for comedic value
.. In all regions of the country there will be created
30 illegal immigrants detention centers [are the centers illegal?]
How they will operate -
across all the regions of Greece, people are hopping with rage
- Centres will not be in the regions of the Aegean, Ionian and Crete
- It is estimated that each center will create 1,000 new jobs
- There will be showers in the centers, sports facilities, restaurants and places of worship
- READ WHAT DISTRICTS have ALREADY REACTed with THREATs & protests
Thirty will be closed centers of illegal immigrants in ten regions of the country, except the regions of the Aegean, Ionian and Crete, announced today the Citizen Protection Minister Michalis Chrysohoidis. After meeting with the prefects of the country, also said that the centers will be hosting capacity of 1,000 immigrants each, and as it was known already disbursed 250 million euros from EU funds until 2013 for that reason.
Indeed, Mr Chryssochoidis asked the prefects to indicate within 15 days of appropriate areas that could qualify for the centers hosting illegal immigrants.
As stated by the Minister of Citizen Protection, if the prefects do not recommend a site for the installation of the centers, it will bring a legislative act to the Cabinet, in collaboration with the Ministry of Defence, to determine where to make