Monday, 27 August 2012

Lactation to aid the coming food crisis

With the heatwave problems in the US breadbasket, whatever
you believe about AnthrGenWarming, it's a mess:


Mon, 07/16/2012 - 21:26 | 2622594 BKbroiler
The only country that doesn't believe in 
global warming 
is the only one getting fried.

With that balanced riposte, a solution begs to be found.

Otherwise , the world will have food crises that could
destabilise more countries than last year's Arab Spring.

The Japanese have come to the rescue. They 
have a new lactation technique that will help
maximise production for the milk drinkers, 
young and old.


Japanese Man Creates Computer Program That Lets You Squeeze Breast Milk From Anything [Video]

Until recently, Japanese internet user Kamutaro spent every waking moment tormented by a simple, yet overwhelming, desire:
“I want to squeeze out breast milk.”
It seems that whenever he saw two objects that even resembled breasts, he would inadvertently begin to fondle and pinch in hopes of seeing even just a drop of mother’s best.
Nearly driven to madness by this oedipean urge, Kamutaro did what any sensible young Japanese male would do to relieve his strange, sexual fantasy: he built a program that lets you squeeze a never-ending fountain of breast milk from digital images.
The video below was posted to Nico Nico Douga on May 8 by Kamutaro and shows the program in action. We recommend clicking the speech bubble icon at the bottom right before viewing to turn off scrolling comments.