Thursday 28 June 2012

Krusty the Banker


Krusty the banker. She ain’t a politician any more, but a banker
Tune of Frosty the Snowman

Krusty the banker was a very happy soul
With candy floss hair
And tax free pay
And a broomstick up her quiff.

Krusty the banker never turns the sunlamp off
Her face is fried
Like a week-old bagette
Her chin a bag of jello.

[In honour of Robert Peston]
Krusty the Banker is a very charming lass
She can con a hack
To ignore the banks
And dream of her boney ass.

Krusty the banker is a very forthright chick
Cares more about Niger
Than her new nigers, Greece
Whom she prefers to kick.
extra later
Krusty
oyster shucker