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Friday 22 February 2013

what would U like with your stock report? Onions

The stock market in a controlled economy
is never a clear sign of investment information.
So, that's why its ripe for satire.

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hey let's not forget lesbians hippies his daughter should test him because his stuff is possessed history repeats itself because banksters are fuggers holoFIRE honi soit sex in a box and now this hop skip and pube horns of a dilemma hosebeast how can the butt of a joke have a sense of humour? how these people exercise power how to be charitable yourself humans are genocidal maniacs dressed up as normal folks i blame the pancakes i guess you're up shit creek then i thought it was eating pork rinds from an ashtray that was killing me if life is unbearable with the financial crisis if not bigger if she relied on twerking she'd be twunemployed if the Choo hurts chuck it if the fans build it if they can cook if you don't have a lobbyist you don't benefit from democracy illusions don't sweat in Chinese in Money we trusted in honour of the new IMF headache-giver in the eye of the government a bad thing intensity in tent cities is chick a better term? is fibre-optics a medium? is that a thank you or a fanculo? is there a Hero Syndrome? it demeans what we're doing here it gives regulators glaucoma it isn't it leans to the right it split up into a nice pointy pair it's doing better than the stock market it's enslaved and sold off in bits but it's happening so slowly that journalists politicians and activists have hardly noticed it's lib dem thing it's not a pitbull! that's a mutt it's one of the few economic laws that works job creation for camp guards joe camel es loco in cabeza join bricup just be yourself naked just don't expect anything about feelings just stick a mic in their faces justice is on vacation after a couple of centuries of hard graft kaTUSHka bless you kabuki squared keep it used kick the stupid rich off the space time continuum kids kiss my ass from now on kissing petting fucking grooming knuckles to your head makes you a knucklehead lancio di scarpe leave my friend Keanu out of this legal maxim of see no evil say no evil let the Carney begin let's have some vagina dialogue let's party like it's 1789 let's pillage some free movies libor-ace life is an RHCP song life on the veldt lights for the landing strip like like royally live snuff videos on Fox with play by play look at me look how cowed Br lawyers are look it up lots of banksters are German lots of fibres for your diet lots of humans would injest psychotropics for free lovers of violence making shit art is now the 'in' shit making shit into art has been tried manhood leibensraum memoires of the jerk he was metastecising and evolving to meet modern challenges minus Spain it's 16 mist=sh*t in German slang modern art means any old piece of sh*t will do mojo vs bullshit monkey eats monopoly good god y'all what is it good for absolutely nothing morally decrepit more than a handful is wasteful msnbc musical chairs ended mutant chicks for everybody my cousin Vinnie my name is AT my stomach is rumbling my thyroid swelled right up my wife with the furniture mylie bieber myth of happiness myth of normality navel-gazing novel necro-fancy new job openings for a fluffer next stop nine plus 91 no capitalism without capital no land no titles no servants no problem no money no love no more jokes about Russian rock bands being shitty no need to invite hookers to this convention! they're already here no not ON your thumb sh*thead no offence intended no pics included no sirens except maybe the police non-violent hunting not a single 1 can explain clearly 2 public how u can imprsn w out chrgs if he's nt terrorist in UK law let alone free him not bukake not evn JA's lawyers not food fights not much of a trophy wife but she got 100 million anyway not punk not that holocaust not the radio signal not to mention the idea of a doc on crazy humans playing sports nothing says billionnaire like jowls or butt chins nothing to see here but shiny expensive metals known as real money now even posh people can say pussy without blushing now that's some regal disrespect now' nukes nutbags occupy everything occupy the fed occupy wall street off yourself and join the party oh so witty okay? 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the Bernank the Bond department of Q the Euro is most illogical the Face of the Devil the King's skidmark the Levy the Nutt sack case the Republicans are gonna rock n roll this city all night long the Tweetness the Zzz Factor the arm bone's connected to the sideboob the band the beast with eight legs and four personalities the big string puller the black to the white the red and the brown the purple and yellow the brown dollar the crest must fall the demon mead the emperor has no clothes the enigmatic clitoris the flag can sell anything the following is not intended as the actual word of God the granpies of punk will kick your butts the invention of the universal remote allows anybody to mess with the idiot box which is brainwashing you the journalist without morals the key to big profits and full body bags the last one awake steals all the money the law http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Receiver_of_Wreck the levee the madening movie crowd the message is just hanging in the wind the new Fiat Starvation the next one the one-eyed trouser snake sees all the only natural cure for constipation the only safe country is Greece the only thing smoking here is the drones the others have truly missed out the pink dollar the price that is the prison echoes the prize is life the protest pimp the reprise of Denis the skirt was in public territory and so fair game the stockbroker's got no clothes the story of Blondie from the bassist's point of view the tart will be in tartan next as she coos to Scotland to keep them in the empire the truth is in danger the war on terror is over the yes men just metastesised them pants are minging then Ireeee then what is bad art but good art in disguise? there must be shum mishtake there's an app for that they can beat you so join them they will come they'll do anything to get laid they're bloody essential they're not just famous for being spies anymore this ain't the Mile High club this also works with most girlfriends and mistresses this is a job for Rupert Murdoch Sooper Snoop this mother is gonna take down the world economy this shiksa is no mensch this will do wonders for my hit count those are my options because I hate the prez those cunning Russians three paces through the drive through branch and a laundramat for money tiptoe through the two lips tits and ass to Manhattan you will go and tell them of the danger of flooding and the wrath of God tobacco doesn't kill smokers toffocracy tomb of the unknown soldier means nobody cares too intelligent to live torpedoes at the ready tough life tough love toys thrown out of pram trampled in Tampa trickle down catcalls truthing try dropping interest rates to minus 3 tune in and pump up turks is foreign too turn turn that camera over here I'm emoting twitter as newsmaker twitter-stotle two boney fingers up to Murdoch from the grave tyranny of the lawless unedifying consumption until you knock the planetary weather system off kilter veldt up verbal flasher verdad visual snacks viva zapatos vultures' picnic wait till you see what your home wireless router will do for your privacy wait till your kids rip into U for this @ a dinner party watch out for that Consumption Hunger watch the Keiser Report watch your ass punk watcha gonna do with it? save the planet? watching too much Batman lately we all know that free money comes from fools or the future we are change we are not amused. we are not informed by the mainstream media we are not ever amused we are not our stuff we can't afford a disaster we done lost our marbles again we hate amusement parks we looza again we're already in the red we're living in the Squidtrix A world created by the Vampire Squid we're nothing special in the 21st century we're still getting over globalisation we've been murdoched over here weeeeeeeee weiner vision whack the IMF whallop what a butt-mensch what are the chances of Americans learning a second language? what happens to the big countries w/ toxic banks is 2008 redux what kinda name is that for a currency? what's a dream summit? what's globo next? what's the difference between a Brit and a canoe? what's wrong with Fulham fans? perhaps their team sucks whatever happened to Vanilli Ice when getting lucky meant having lunch where comedy goes to die where did I leave that racism oh under the rug where did I put my glasses? where's the justice? whitewash who's first in line for handouts? the banks who's that cat? who? whoops I wee'd myself wht kinda banana repblc? why austerity never works why dontcha why not follow our leaders off the cliff? why thank you winge-o-matic posh boys winning winter is boning by the fireplace season wise ass with frills even with his eyebrows and a 'hmmm' with this knowledge they could take over a government without the grind won't somebody f%^£kin' say it? wookie down below woolly bullies working for change at the walmart world-beating sociopaths wouldn't you want to be a bankster too? wouldn't you want to be an eternal fornicator too wuna toowa tree yaaah you 'know' you were a god when... you can only imagine what the mafia want to do with Wonga you don't have to go to Rio to have a Brazilian you don't wanna hear what corporations have to say you got some splaining to do you gotta be joking you just had lunch you like mademoiselle the Greece? you look like the Liberace of the Lone Star State you only rent the best drugs you sh*theads you won't even be able to scratch your balls you'd have to be blind oops even the blind to it you'll get good movie ideas from your bunkmates you're the topless you're the tops ze stockmarketo is a fucketo zizek-22 zombie bureaucrats

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