Saturday 23 March 2013

Flash: Porn gals are actually ugly

Butt, who's looking at their faces anyway?
what was that Too Live Crew song?
Face down, ass up, I believe

Well, a mole in the business, a mole on
Lotsa Trixxy's butt. Butt seriously,
the make-up lady got the actresses to
take before and after photos to show
what a fake business the boink-boink
video show is. Even if it were a BBC
documentary, it's a lot more fun looking
than my life. By the way, watch Sexcetera
for good sex documentaries.

Anyway, I didn't recognise many of them,
including these ladies, but I'm not a librarian.
Some women also looked poor still afterwards.
All that makeup and nothing.
What we say back home is:
nice from far but far from nice.
It helps if they put their ankles behind their ears. 

But Zarina is just another person altogether.
and I'm having my doubts it's even her (below).
Look at the two noses
and see what you think.

So, if you are weak-willed and can't stand
nudity, turn away.

Zarina

Zarina?