who needs a conspiracy?

We oligarchs have Google. We're tuned into the
rich bitch zeitgeist.

Professor George Carlin explains to the fool
he's talking to why the Conservative shirking
phrase: "Oh, you're a conspiracy theorist"

is fundamentally wrong because a conspiracy
would mean sweaty guys in a bunker
dreaming up a coup. Now, the rich have
all the levers of power, the media and all
the money, and a scared populace, so
they don't need a conspiracy to rob us.
They just don't apply the ample laws and
cancel other inconvenient laws to keep
their thieving friends out of jail.
Let's cut to the video: