The winner of the 100 meter dash in London's para-olympics
was disqualified because his sled was found to be
electrified, or 'juiced' as they say in the underworld
of sports cheating.
There were a few hints of the intent to defraud.
Firstly, the right armrest had a gear shift.
Secondly, after races, it appeared to have a stereo
playing a Queen song and the words:
"thunderbolt of lightning, very very frightening me"
Thirdly, the model is called the Bolt and so everyone
thought that it was a play on, or a rights-
borrowing, from Jamaica's greatest son
Usain Bolt. It turns out that the chair is more
akin to a bolt of lightning, i.e. electricity.
disgraced, the athlete was soon found hitting the
bottle and making a nuisance of himself, with his
[Jousting, at dawn]
[call out your floor]