Sunday 26 May 2013

consumer brains about washing

I hate to say it, but most people are brainwashed by advertising
in a specific, sorrowful way. They've become too posh to buy
discount brands.

Why is this important? paying 5 times too much for dish soap
is just a hop, skip and a pube from getting a mortgage for a
house that is two times too big, even for your fat ass.

Now, I don't mean buying any crap from a basement illegal store.
I mean when you go into a regular store and you have two or more
choices for a product and one is "discount" while the other is
the own brand or advertised product, people will tend to choose
the regular or advertised , even when it is 3 to 10 times
more expensive.

Even if they were worth the extra money, and they aren't, the
difference in money would mean you could buy more of the
cheaper one.
There was a scientific consumer test on toothpastes on a
recent consumer show.
Anyway, they found that the Tesco discount stuff was second
best, while being one-third the cost.
If there's no question that the cheap thing can provide
quality cleaning, why would you by the expensive one
anyway?

I love the suds adds as well.
NEW
NEVER SEEN BEFORE
SUPER-DIRT KILLING
OXY-RIBO-PROBIOTIC
SUDS
ONLY 10 BUCKS A WASH!

Nuff said
too embarrassed to buy discount stuff?
by all means, put it in a paper bag, but don't drink it,
unless it's Tesco no-name vodka