As this is
one pop icon to another,
this critique of Katy's cutesy biog
hit just about all the high marks
of the Katy Problem.
Here. check this out while I find the song
Katy orks like a trained seal.
when will the rest of you
wake up from her faux lez routine?
she stands atop Somerset House in London,
making mating calls to the sea porpoise:
"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
belongs on my head!"