Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Katy Perry- I kissed a bollock

Never mind the bollocks, it's Johnny Rotten.

As this is 
one pop icon to another, 
this critique of Katy's cutesy biog 
hit just about all the high marks 
of the Katy Problem.

Here. check this out while I find the song
Katy orks like a trained seal.
when will the rest of you
wake up from her faux lez routine?

she stands atop Somerset House in London,
making mating calls to the sea porpoise:

"Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
belongs on my head!"